RECRUIT!

[Republic of Tikistan]

Please tell what House I better join and why

I no they got threads for houses but I tried to read all them and I got brain cramps. 

Please tell only why yours one is best and don't say a bad thing about others thank you! 

[Isles de Taylor]

House Boltor is better than all the other houses, and we have Barry.

[Louisistan]

The House of Louisistan, although small, is characterised by a strong commitment to defending. As a TITO member - and a very active one at that - you would fit in well with that commitment. The fact that the house isn't too huge allows me to be there for each individual member. And being a former Senator and TITO Officer, as well as the sitting Delegate I can support you on your personal endeavours throughout XKI, whatever they might be.

I strongly support TITO memberships for my House members and reward it by giving TITO Knights more influence over how the House is run.

There's also Whisky and beer, if you're into that...

The House of Louisistan -- 10000islands.proboards.com/thread/30709/notable-house-louisistan

[Isles de Taylor]

House Boltor has three TITO Knights and two senators, and we welcome all new members. Barry is like Master Boltor's assistant. We need new members as well and we would love you in House Boltor!

[Ater Nox]

Hi Tiki, let me explain to you why the House of Ater Nox is the greatest house of all time.

First, objectively speaking we have the two greatest spammers ever seen by mankind, let alone Taco Island. Every single post by Tanzoria is a masterpiece akin to the greatest works by Da Vinci or Michelangelo. My spam is pretty good too.

Secondly, Barry once described our liquor cabinet as 'barely adequate', the highest praise he has offered on the subject.

Thirdly, unlike other houses we let you have your own room which means you don't have bunk with someone who snore like Boltor.

Finally, we are all very nice people who would never point out that the House of Boltor has termites, or the House of Lousistan has creaky pipes.

10000islands.proboards.com/thread/25893/distinguished-house-ater-nox

[Boltor]

There is no "best house", they are all kind of good.

But Republic of Tikistan you better join my house because reasons tacos and spam. It is a smallish house but most of the active members are quite active throughout the forums. Do you need further convincing?

Join House Boltor and you will not have more brain cramps. There. Easy choice: House Boltor.

[Barry]

Mi’Lady Tiki, *bows low*

I can only most humbly support the above words of our glorious House Master, Boltor .

Do you long for the company of just downright good people? The kind of folks who are always quick to praise you, spring to your defense, or offer you a warm blanket and the coziest seat next to the fireplace? How about being surrounded by friends who are willing to listen to your constant whining complaints and never, ever will publish your bank account or credit card numbers on the internet?

Well, may I humbly suggest that the House of Boltor is the place for you. As Mi’Lord Boltor has often said:

"Give me your energetic tired, your rich poor,
Your indentured servants huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The best and the brightest wretched refuse of your pathetically overcrowded teeming shore.
I lift my lamp beside the Golden Door of House Boltor!"

*sniff, whimper* Sorry. That always makes me choke...er, I mean ‘choke up’ a bit. *small tear rolls down cheek*

Now, I will be the first to say that the other Houses on 10000 Islands are pathetic mediocre okay fine decent worthy of your automatic rejection consideration. For example, as our Delegate, Louisistan can offer you travel to distant exotic regions like Chad, the South Pole, and the Gulags of Siberia. Ater Nox can offer you some of the finest wines and liquors to be found this side of the dirty dishwater in your kitchen sink Australian Outback.

Nevertheless, when all is said and done, and when you’ve thoroughly examined the pluses and minuses of all the Houses, we are confident that there is one – and ONLY one – that stands out from the rest…. And that is in no small part due to the fact that we have Senator, and future President of the United States, Isles de Taylor .

May we escort you into our humble abode, Mi’Lady?

Your Servant, *cough*
Barry

[Louisistan]

My house is also strongly in favour of lighting Kanta Hame on fire every now and then.

[Ater Nox]

While I won't pretend to stand here and claim that Barry is anything other than completely correct, I feel compelled, nay obligated, to warn you of the House of Boltor's darkest secrets.

Did you know that the house is huanted? Boltor takes great pride in proclaiming his involvement in the 'disappearance' of Mr Bolty, who many have claimed to have seen huanting the House of Boltor. I can assure you, the House of Ater Nox is over 79% ghost free, one of the highest rankings in this region.

What about Boltor's links to Paul Kagame? On many occassions, Boltor has denied any such links and yet photographic evidence proves they have met multiple times. What is he trying to hide?

And Isles de Taylor? The future President of the United States of America? Well I can tell you, the poor man lasts only a lousy two terms in office before being replaced. However, the House of Ater Nox has the future Prime Minister of Australia, Tanzoria, who through his immense political skills will create the Abbott-Palmer-Tanzoria Alliance Party which will be responsible for Australia's world domination beginning the year 2035.

I will grudgingly admit though, the House of Boltor is not entirely bad. If you've heard of the World Butler Conglomerate Award for Oustanding Butlering, you will know it is one of the highest honours any butler can be awarded. For the last 27 years without fail, Barry the Butler has not only watched the awards ceremony, but due to poor fortune with time zones, stayed awake far later than any butler should. And the House of Louisistan, why they have not only stood tall as a paritial instigator of the Great Kanta Hame Riots, not only passed lawful and properly bought judgements as Chief Justice of Taco Island, but also they are responsible for over 56,000 tacos in unpaid parking fines. Truly, you could not go wrong with either of those houses.

[Isles de Taylor]

Join House Boltor as MSPP's Presidential Candidate, me, is a member.

[Louisistan]

MSPP does not have a presidential candidate. I should know, I am the upper half of MSPP's tenth-in-command on alternating days (lower half on the other days).

[Isles de Taylor]

US Presidential candidate. Not President of Taco Island, that's Ater.

[Republic of Tikistan]

Wow I didn't no I'm gonna get so awesome replies!

Now I gotta consider it couple days. THANK ALL YOU!

Tiki

[Siuts]

Dear miss Tiki,

I couldn't help but notice you haven't added a House Badge to your signature, which leads me to believe you are still considering your options. In advance, I´m sorry to possibly further complicate things for you, but I also noticed The House of Wordiness has not been brought to your attention. Which is a shame, because it's such a fine House! We have Escanaba , Duckyian Empire and Nate NBNS to name but a few of our outstanding members. Also, if booze is your thing, I know a great shortcut to a vodka pool (but don't tell Louisistan ) of a undisclosed Party.

I will most certainly not trash talk other Houses, but let's just say the stale beer smell and remnants of yesterday's meal at our digs are the least horrible of them all. Also, we are a filthy welcoming bunch, often having a rat infestation  visitors from other Houses.

A chilled cocktail with strawberry awaits your arrival at The House of Wordiness.

[Republic of Tikistan]

Ya I didn't decide it until now but I'm gonna think it couple days and tell you Tuesday thank you Siuts!

[Siuts]

No problem miss Republic of Tikistan, we will welcome you with open arms once you've made your decision

[Nate NBNS]

Ah so much flattery my dear Siuts  but you reckon without the redoubtable Woonsocket  and if you would know the location of the vodka pool simply follow  Kortexia 's  IV.   To sum it all up  Republic of Tikistan    we offer you "cloudless climes and starry skies and all that's best of dark and bright..."

[Siuts]

I was naming but a few of our outstanding members. Indeed Woonsocket shouldn't go unmentioned, but he's such a presence that it could also be intimidating to be in the same house with him ;-)

Nevertheless: House of Wordiness For The Win!!