And one evening in walks Hame with a couple of big lads

[Tanzoria]

one of whom was carrying a tactical nuclear missile. They said I had bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it.

Sorya: How much did they want?

Boltor: They wanted three quarters of a million Tacos.

Sorya: Why didn't you call the police?

Boltor: Well I had noticed that the lad with the thermonuclear device was the chief constable for the area.

[Elite]

Not sure why this thread didn't take off, it's one of Tanz's best ever titles.

[Louisistan]

I concur. The Setup is beautiful and the thread has vast potential.

[Elite]

That said, I'm not sure how to follow it up.

[Wille-Harlia]

Jun 29, 2024 6:23:54 GMT -5 Elite said:

Not sure why this thread didn't take off, it's one of Tanz's best ever titles.

Perhaps the thermonuclear missile was a deterrent?

[Elite]

Are you saying that one of the big lads was a nuke

[Jabberwocky]

The night is still young. Wait until they get a couple of pints in them.

[Louisistan]

I mean, that'd certainly make Häme split a few atoms, if you catch my drift

[Elite]

oh god they put Häme in the Taco Island Particle Accelerator?

[Jabberwocky]

Do you have any idea what you've done?

[Louisistan]

I'm sure it was suitably ruthless.

[Tanzoria]

I don't mind what you did. I mind the way you did it.

[Louisistan]

That's not surprising. I've never shared your so called ethics.

[Tanzoria]

They didn't all have to die

[Louisistan]

It was easier this way.

[Tanzoria]

they deserved to live

[Louisistan]

And yet, they did not.

[Tanzoria]

because of your incompetence

[Louisistan]

I'm differently competent.

[Tanzoria]

And the 25,000 dollar cheque deposited in the bank account of one of the watergate burglars - Mr Bernard Barker? As you know sir, the cheque has your name on it.

[Jabberwocky]

Clearly a forgery. Louis is too young to have been there. What will you blame on him next? The Bay of Pigs?