Boltor's Immigration into Australia

[Louisistan]

Boltor enters the office of the Australian Consulate.

Ater Nox & Tanzoria:
Oh my dear, how boring! He's defecting? Just like all the others he's expecting us to be impressed with what he's done, but he doesn't stop to think about the paperwork his gesture causes. We've an embassy to run here! If these people can't strike blows for freedom with a valid visa, we don't need 'em. If we seem offhand then please remember this is nothing very special he's the fourth we've had since last November. Who do these foreign chappies think they are?!

Ater Nox:
And when he's safely in the west he'll be the subject to discuss. The media will lionise him, fame and fortune plus! No one will recall it's thanks to us.

Tanzoria:
You have a wife?

Boltor:
Yes.

Tanzoria:
You have two children?

Boltor:
Yes.

Ater Nox:
And they're not coming with you?

Boltor:
Not for the moment.

Tanzoria:
You play chess. You're... good, is it?

Ater Nox:
*whispers*

Tanzoria:
Oh, I hear you're world champion!

Boltor:
Since yesterday

Tanzoria & Ater Nox:
That's still good!

[Ater Nox]

Jesus knew that there was a place for everything and it’s not necessarily everyone’s place to come to Australia.

[Boltor]

lolwut

[Ater Nox]

This is exactly how it happened

[Boltor]

I have no wife

[Ater Nox]

Not after the divorce you don't.

[Louisistan]

Ater Nox & Tanzoria:
Have you an appointment with the Consul? If you don't, we know what his response will be: He will not see you. With respect, it buggers up his very taxing schedule pushing peace and understanding. Let us hope this won't affect it! Far too many jokers cross the border - not a single document in order. Canada must be empty. Though we're all for basic human rights it makes you wonder what they built the Nauru Camps for! Who do these foreign chappies think they are?!

[Louisistan]

That was a dark day for Australia

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

Also known as The Boltorgate

[Louisistan]

No. That was a completely different thing:
10000islands.proboards.com/thread/32940/boltorgate

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

Sorry, my bad...

[Boltor]

This is libel

[San Kalungsod Saludong]

Lol did the average Australian IQ decrease or increase? There's a joke among Kiwis (New Zealanders) that whenever a Kiwi migrates to Australia, it's one of the rare cases wherein the average IQ of each country increases.

[HumanSanity]

Well, it's also not possible right now becuase they all have Covid-19

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

Hopefully not...

[Boltor]

Apr 22, 2020 9:43:06 GMT -5 HumanSanity said:

Well, it's also not possible right now becuase they all have Covid-19

lol misinformed

[Louisistan]

Apr 22, 2020 4:33:50 GMT -5 Boltor said:

This is libel

No this is Patrick

[Boltor]

Damages to the tune of 437 tacos

[Louisistan]

Apr 24, 2020 16:32:41 GMT -5 Boltor said:

Damages to the tune of 437 tacos

prove it.