The Great Pengu's Extravagantly Extravagant Ice Castle

[Deleted]

Welcome to my beautiful ice castle, paid for in full with bribe money from your very own mayor Ater Nox.

As you can see, I've put his money to wonderful use.

First, we've got the grand hall:


And lets not forget the Igloo bar:


Plus the Ice Lounge:


And of course, the various living rooms:





And naturally, everyone needs a place to sleep after an exciting night at the Ice Bar or Igloo Lounge:


But these are only some of the wonders of the Castle. Explore and find some of its secrets...but don't find the others. You know which ones I mean. I mean what? There's no bad secrets.

[Ater Nox]

You'd think a castle built entirely of ice would violate dozens of construction regulations and health and safety laws, and you'd be right.

[Boltor]

why are none of the rooms yellow?

[Ater Nox]

Why would they be?

[Shy Guy]

Just let it go Pengu.
Because you can't hold it back anymore.

[Deleted]

Mar 21, 2019 2:34:51 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

You'd think a castle built entirely of ice would violate dozens of construction regulations and health and safety laws, and you'd be right.

Dont be mad that I made something better with your hush money. Chill out, take a seat and cool off.

Have a drink and enjoy even more endless ice puns.

[Deleted]

Mar 21, 2019 12:27:36 GMT -5 Shy Guy said:

Just let it go Pengu.
Because you can't hold it back anymore.

Only if you agree to build a snowman.

[Shy Guy]

I would never.

[Ater Nox]

Mar 21, 2019 13:50:15 GMT -5 @tredania said:

Mar 21, 2019 2:34:51 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

You'd think a castle built entirely of ice would violate dozens of construction regulations and health and safety laws, and you'd be right.

Dont be mad that I made something better with your hush money. Chill out, take a seat and cool off.

Have a drink and enjoy even more endless ice puns.

Oh, I don't have a problem, I'm merely making a comment to the engineers in the audience.

[Deleted]

You should have told them this when people legit started making habitable ice buildings offline.

[Ater Nox]

But how would that profit me?

[Deleted]

Mar 21, 2019 16:34:36 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

But how would that profit me?

You could charge them more for their services.

[Ater Nox]

Nothing stops me from doing that anyway

[Deleted]

Not even polar bears?

[Deleted]

Mar 21, 2019 14:29:58 GMT -5 Shy Guy said:

I would never.

Why not?

[Ater Nox]

Mar 25, 2019 23:48:37 GMT -5 @tredania said:

Not even polar bears?

I keep them away with a pointy stick

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Mar 26, 2019 5:21:15 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

Mar 25, 2019 23:48:37 GMT -5 @tredania said:

Not even polar bears?

I keep them away with a pointy stick

Even the ones with anti-pointy stick armor and guns?

[The Tasmanian Islands]

Mar 27, 2019 23:25:21 GMT -5 @tredania said:

Mar 26, 2019 5:21:15 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

I keep them away with a pointy stick

Even the ones with anti-pointy stick armor and guns?

Climate change will get those ones

[Ater Nox]

Mar 27, 2019 23:25:21 GMT -5 @tredania said:

Mar 26, 2019 5:21:15 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

I keep them away with a pointy stick

Even the ones with anti-pointy stick armor and guns?

Who gave them that?

[Hakketomat]

Where is the Hakketomat Wing?

[Louisistan]

I claim this castle in the name of the Koala Emperor.

[Deleted]

Because every great penguin needs a castle on the ground to watch his floating city that may not even be in the same vicinity, I've decided to retreat back to my castle.

Don't follow me.

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

Nice place...

[Deleted]

I said don't follow me!

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

Well, I did...

[Deleted]

Well okay. Did you want something?

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

A cold beverage, please...

[Deleted]

*hands Tuga a frozen soda pop*

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

Thank you... I have a warm breath, you know? Sometimes it's good to feel the cold...