Post by Valars on May 14, 2020 10:11:23 GMT -5
So, i had an idea of writing a story but thought "why not give the power to random people on the internet write a story?". At fist i thought one sentence at a time but that would be way too much power, one word at a time, way too little power so instead i thought 5 words at a time! Nearly everything counts as a word, like if you put "i" then it is considered a word but if you put punctuation it isnt considered a word(i bet there will be people that exploit this). I will try to update the story here as much as i can but probably wont be able to. Anyway, here is the story:
One warm and sunny day, there was a man called Horse. He was adopted by an old man when he was found wandering in the vast and great city called Istanbul, not Constantinople now it's culture has evolved. Today it's full of nuclear waste and used djellabahs. A cleanup crew attempted to do some cleaning but forgot their corn brooms Horse offered them his help, but alas it wasn't enough and many perished from radiation. One of the survivors was soon to be elevated to the role of President of the United Macedonian States. Their First Lady was a bombshell and so were her three pet copyrighted, genetically engineered Bob-ombs. On one crisp autumn day something shocking happened to the President of the United Macedonian States, his bombshell wife was caught doing something very bad. Embezzling orphanage funds! How shocking. And her Bob-ombs scratched the orphanage's previously sterling reputation. Attorneys bribed the judge with tasty tacos wrapped in bacon and Covered in mayonnaise and pickles. The judge did not appreciate this delightful gift as he hates eating food he is allergic to literally every food. "Guilty" so he was promptly fired for violating the 2068 disloyalty act. This was originally drafted in 2067 to stop the constant disloyalty of important people. After that, the next judge stole the tacos! He ran off to watch WW67 action when he should have been making sure that Horse didn't go all crazy in the time this story ignored him. After thrashing the judge's cat, Horse's pet horse, named Human, whose mane had been dyed black, to match the color of Horse's withered, withered soul, decided to attack the judge. The judge was forewarned, however, and did twenty amazing backflips, screaming out his lungs at top volume to distract them. Human upset that his/her plan failed, kicked Horse in the psyche to get him started. So, Horse rode Human out and along the way, a cute little bird nearly screeched so loud the horse went deaf and Horse fell right off. and the rider died quickly Human was overwhelmed with sadness and cried his head off But there was still hope: Horse's human nature was yet to reach their peak. When Human collapsed beside Horse in evident emotional exhaustion overwhelmed him. Human stayed there for many ,many days and nights, before he was sufficiently recovered to charge out into the world, his loins girded for battle.
This isnt on the story but i observed something interesting, every time a comment ended a decision would be left to the next like comment 1 "one warm and sunny day", there is a crucial decision left to the next commentor. comment 2: "there was a man called", and here is yet another crucial decision. Anyway, even though this hasnt ended, yet, its an interesting observation i have made.
As this is getting boring, lets add a loophole. You can post things that is technically 5 words but the actual contents of the message are more than 5 words. Cant wait for people to start exploiting this
