Post by HumanSanity on Nov 10, 2020 20:01:22 GMT -5
Commend Sierra Lyricalia
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
Category: Commendation
Nominee (nation): Sierra Lyricalia
Proposed By: cretox
The Security Council,
Saluting Sierra Lyricalia, as well as its affiliated delegations and territories, as an incredibly versatile nation whose remarkable contributions to vastly different and equally essential areas of international concern are only fully recognized by a few,
Impressed by the outstanding efforts of Sierra Lyricalia's uniquely competent World Assembly delegation, as exemplified by:
1. their authorship of AI Coexistence Protocol, a General Assembly resolution which made significant strides towards the peaceful coexistence of synthetic and biological life while preventing the development of a catastrophic information singularity, and
2. their continuous efforts to assist other delegations with the authoring and revision of potential legislation, as aptly demonstrated by their vital role in the drafting and passage of:
a. Anti-Counterfeiting Pact, a General Assembly resolution designed to protect commerce and foster international goodwill by cracking down on counterfeit legal tender, and
b. Repeal: "Promotion of Recycling", a General Assembly resolution that repealed a critically flawed prior resolution for poor execution, incoherent language, and infeasible mandates,
Expanding on the particular talents and alcohol intake of the Lyrical delegation, which has historically been represented by individuals such as Stephenie Zakalwe, a former ambassador renowned for her skills as an astronaut and her role in rescuing a kidnapped diplomat,
Recognizing the nation's efforts to directly streamline the running of national governments throughout the multiverse by presenting colloquially written and easily understandable dossiers of options to national leaders regarding an assortment of nationally significant issues, including:
1. Dossier #436, "Votes, Place Your Bets!" in which national leaders were presented the options of outlawing gambling on elections, implementing state-run gambling on elections, and legalizing private gambling on elections in response to the issue of offshore betting lines being used to predict election outcomes,
2. Dossier #451, "A Proselyte To Burn," in which controversy over the burning of religious texts was brought to the attention of national leaders, who could deal with the problem by permitting the burning of books, burning or dispatching the author responsible for the burning, or protecting all books from burning, and
3. Dossier #724, "Your Stuff Is Forfeit," in which national leaders could decisively respond to the issue of criminal asset forfeiture by choosing to ban the practice, permit forfeiture by police, or place forfeiture under government authority,
Revering the target's devotion to the founderless and frequently targeted region of Anarchy, a devotion readily apparent through Sierra Lyricalia's work in protecting their region from foreign invasion by serving as Principal-Agent of said region, in addition to acting as Delegate on several occasions,
Acclaiming the immense contributions of Sierra Lyricalia's military forces to the fight against fascism and similarly dangerous ideologies throughout the multiverse through the use of proxy states such as Lyrical International Brigade, including:
1. rising to the rank of Squadron Admiral in the Huey P. Newton Squadron of The Red Fleet, the penultimate position attainable in a venerable military organization commended by this body for combating fascism, and maintaining the Fleet's current staging point,
2. leading the invasion of Apartheid South Africa, an old and vile region infamous for their disgusting promotion of dangerous ideology,
3. staging and pointing missions out of The Rainbow Fleet, which were instrumental to the 3-day operation culminating in the fall of The Iron Confederacy, and
4. lending vital support to raids against other fascist regions, ensuring that such regions were annihilated and forever ripped from fascist hands,
Hereby commends Sierra Lyricalia.
Co-authored by whatermelons.
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