NS Issues

[Down under there]

Okay, I recently submitted a few issues to the game, and I'm very curious as to if they'll be accepted. They're not bad if I do say so myself. So anyways I have a few questions for the gang:
Have you ever submitted any issues? What were they? Did they get in? How long did it take until the mods told you so?
Just wondering...

[Henneth annun]

I honestly dont know.

[Mandrill]

Well, months ago I submitted one and I also thought it was per-retty nice, but I never heard of it or seen it since.....creepy, isn't it......

although........I'm not really sure I sent it correctly, even though the screen did say it was send, but now I am doubting. I just recently discovered you can never trust our computer.

Ah, well, let's just post our issues here then, okay? Just gotta find mine, but I'll post it here soon when I find it.

[The UKS]

I'v submitted 2 issues. I dare say they weren't accepted.

[Down under there]

Oh, i didn't save mine. One proposed compulsory excercise for the obese and one proposed allowing a man saddened after his breakup with his girlfriend to marry his faithful car. (the car thing actually happened, but he was denied). The last was about controlling frivolous lawsuits, like people who trip and fall and sue for thousands of dollars (and sometimes get them)

[Mandrill]

Ah, too bad.
Well, after a longlong search into the deep dark hole that's called My Closet, I found it:

OBESITY BECOMES HEAVY PROBLEM

Recent studies have shown some shocking information: no less than 62 % of (land)'s population has an obesity problem.

-"We're dealing with a serious, health-threatening problem here," pleads dietician (name), obscurely pointing to a heavy passer-by. "That's why I've come up with this plan:
Public Health Sercive will weigh every inhabitant of (land) every year and anybody who's 15 kg overweight will be put on a forced diet and provided with proper guidance. And all for free! That way the fatties will be gone and dealt with and the problem will be solved before you can say 'double-muscled beef'."

-"Who cares?!", yells patriotic busdriver and ex-con (name). "If people want to get fat, I'm not gonna stop 'em. The government shouldn't be throwing money away on weird projects like this. What happened to the old vomiting anyway, eh?"

-"Way to go!," smiles restaurantkeeper (name), while gulping down some chocolade mousse. "The fatter, the better, that's what I always say. Big is beautiful and perhaps now the time has come to get rid of tose ugly thin models and make way for the big ones!
Ofcourse, a certain amount of money to a certain food industry would do fine as well.
Here, have some cake."

[Henneth annun]

That looks great!