Please be my friend

[Donnee]

I seem a bit short of Tacos monies, what with being new and the holidays coming up and all.

When I asked how to get more, The Regional Reserve told me to just "make some friends here and ask for some money."

I'm not sure that's really sound economic advice, but I'll give it a shot. So. What do you say, 'friend'?

[Louisistan]

The money has been sent.

I will contact you once your ... services are needed. Friend.

[Donnee]

Wow! 10,000 tacos!! That's a lot, right? And they were so cleverly super-glued to the bottom left-hand corner of your message, Louisistan ,. Thank you, very much.

I see you are the mayor of taco islands. I think that means you are entitled to MUCH RESPECT! I offer you my hand to please consider as your own (or something like that).

Thank you again.

P.S. I'm pretty good at driving around in a truck and looking at stuff, if that's helpful.

[Jabberwocky]

Very generous, Louis! But, if you give a man a fish, etc...
Donnee, if you can write, The Mad Surfer is looking for writers...and we can pay you!

[Donnee]

Jabberwocky , I took your mandatory "mirror test" for employment with The Mad Surfer during my morning's hot shower. Unfortunately, the results were at best inconclusive and at worst was likely a false positive. But maybe I'll take it again after I've dried off behind my ears a bit around here. 

I found the paper very informative and a great read. I sent a subscription in.

[Sandy Shoals]

I recommend XKI Casino as a way to make tacos.

[Donnee]

Sandy Shoals, I'll take a look, thanks. After reading your advice column in The Mad Surfer, I'm sure gambling is sound financial planning here.

[Sandy Shoals]

Dec 19, 2020 7:14:50 GMT -5 Donnee said:

Sandy Shoals , I'll take a look, thanks. After reading your advice column in The Mad Surfer, I'm sure gambling is sound financial planning here.

It sure beats working for a living

[Jabberwocky]

Donnee, about the Casino: I agree you're better off to bet 10 tickets. It greatly increases your likelihood of winning. You may not get wealthy...or you might. But it's a fairly steady way to line your purse.

[Donnee]

Jabberwocky , thanks for the advice. I think I just lost my first bet. But I will follow your suggestion. They do say that if your losing you should just increase your bets, right?