Further Announcements

[Tanzoria]

Feb 25, 2021 5:35:40 GMT -5 Hakketomat said:

We could pass legislation requiring all households to have either a picture of the mayor inside their homes or a statue of the mayor in their gardens or both

By executive authority I am implementing this recommendation of Hakke's. Residents may choose to install either the portrait or the statue. Those with both will receive a tax credit.

I am also calling on Louisistan to introduce in the Senate a bill which would implement a Carbon Tax in Taco Island.

[Flying Eagles]

Since I’m technically your boss (proof attached) I’ll order you to immediately amend this legislation to allow islanders to also receive tax credits if they put up eagle statues 

[HumanSanity]

Can't we get tax credits for both?

[Tanzoria]

Feb 25, 2021 22:22:19 GMT -5 HumanSanity said:

Can't we get tax credits for both?

Further tax credits can be gained with donations to my private bank account

[HumanSanity]

Aren't those just called taxes?

[Tanzoria]

No, those go to the state. I am asking for money paid directly to me

[Jabberwocky]

Look for a euphemism for "bribe."

[Louisistan]

Feb 25, 2021 22:13:20 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

am also calling on Louisistan to introduce in the Senate a bill which would implement a Carbon Tax in Taco Island.

I can do that just as soon as we get that speaker election over with.

[Tanzoria]

Increase the pace of proceedings

[Louisistan]

YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF THE ELECTION YOU INSUFFERABLE DROMEDARY! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL THE VOTE FOR DAYS!

[Tanzoria]

I've called for nominations

[Louisistan]

And I've nominated myself. Let's just vote on that and get on with it.

[Tanzoria]

that is up to you

[Louisistan]

How do? Do you not chair the proceedings?

[Tanzoria]

you have the floor