Minion Emancipation

Tanzoria
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Minion Emancipation Apr 18, 2021 1:07:27 GMT -5

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Post by Tanzoria on Apr 18, 2021 1:07:27 GMT -5

Today I rescind the last anti minion policies of mayors Ater Nox and Louisistan. Minions are no longer confined to certain quarters of Taco Island, may engage freely in the economic life of the Isles and are granted full voting rights.

Louisistan TITO Knight "Louis is a giant space lizard" - Hahiha Posts: 39,182 Likes: 4,699 XKI Generation: The Shelter Generation XKI NS Join Year: 203 - Thursday, 29 May 2014 Historical XKI Political Party: TCP - The Circle Party Ancient House of: Louisistan	Minion Emancipation Apr 18, 2021 2:58:55 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Louisistan on Apr 18, 2021 2:58:55 GMT -5 They are now just as free to get mugged by the street gangs which have formed in recent weeks as I am.
	TITO Knight Master Commander Louisistan 79th Knight of TITO 28th Delegate of 10000 Islands Former Mayor of Taco Island Former TITO Tactical Officer and Executive Officer Former Senator for Lyonesse East

Tanzoria TITO Knight Posts: 69,338 Likes: 652 XKI NS Join Year: 138 - Monday, 18 October 2010 Historical XKI Political Party: MSPP - Mayor Shelter Political Party	Minion Emancipation Apr 18, 2021 4:01:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tanzoria on Apr 18, 2021 4:01:46 GMT -5 That street gang was the tax department trying to get the tacos they're owed

Louisistan TITO Knight "Louis is a giant space lizard" - Hahiha Posts: 39,182 Likes: 4,699 XKI Generation: The Shelter Generation XKI NS Join Year: 203 - Thursday, 29 May 2014 Historical XKI Political Party: TCP - The Circle Party Ancient House of: Louisistan	Minion Emancipation Apr 18, 2021 4:44:35 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Louisistan on Apr 18, 2021 4:44:35 GMT -5 You condone violence against civilians.
	TITO Knight Master Commander Louisistan 79th Knight of TITO 28th Delegate of 10000 Islands Former Mayor of Taco Island Former TITO Tactical Officer and Executive Officer Former Senator for Lyonesse East

Tanzoria TITO Knight Posts: 69,338 Likes: 652 XKI NS Join Year: 138 - Monday, 18 October 2010 Historical XKI Political Party: MSPP - Mayor Shelter Political Party	Minion Emancipation Apr 18, 2021 5:30:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tanzoria on Apr 18, 2021 5:30:06 GMT -5 That's what police do

Louisistan TITO Knight "Louis is a giant space lizard" - Hahiha Posts: 39,182 Likes: 4,699 XKI Generation: The Shelter Generation XKI NS Join Year: 203 - Thursday, 29 May 2014 Historical XKI Political Party: TCP - The Circle Party Ancient House of: Louisistan	Minion Emancipation Apr 18, 2021 6:22:31 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Louisistan on Apr 18, 2021 6:22:31 GMT -5 Wow.
	TITO Knight Master Commander Louisistan 79th Knight of TITO 28th Delegate of 10000 Islands Former Mayor of Taco Island Former TITO Tactical Officer and Executive Officer Former Senator for Lyonesse East

Tanzoria TITO Knight Posts: 69,338 Likes: 652 XKI NS Join Year: 138 - Monday, 18 October 2010 Historical XKI Political Party: MSPP - Mayor Shelter Political Party	Minion Emancipation Apr 18, 2021 7:35:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tanzoria on Apr 18, 2021 7:35:22 GMT -5 you are surprised i enforce basic law and order?

Louisistan
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Minion Emancipation Apr 18, 2021 8:45:43 GMT -5 via mobile

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Post by Louisistan on Apr 18, 2021 8:45:43 GMT -5

I'm surprised you give police free reign to hurt the innocent. Then again, I guess I'm more surprised at my suprise. You and I both knew this was inevitable, didn't we. Tell me why, Tanz! Why did I close my eyes? Why did I refuse to see the truth? The darkness which has engulfed you, engulfed your mind, your soul? And worst of all the darkness which has engulfed your heart? Why did I not let myself see what was happening? Why did I let you slip into the deep dark pit from which nobody ever returns?

TITO Knight Master Commander Louisistan
79th Knight of TITO
28th Delegate of 10000 Islands
Former Mayor of Taco Island
Former TITO Tactical Officer and Executive Officer
Former Senator for Lyonesse East

Donnee Ceased To Exist Zardoz speaks to us Posts: 4,155 Likes: 241 XKI NS Join Year: 320 - 12/1/2020 Ancient House of: Aersoldorf	Minion Emancipation Apr 18, 2021 16:17:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Donnee on Apr 18, 2021 16:17:24 GMT -5 All Praise The Great Emancipatorshipnessity of His Mayoralty, Tanzoria! Votes for more violence
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Tanzoria
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Minion Emancipation Apr 18, 2021 22:30:24 GMT -5

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Post by Tanzoria on Apr 18, 2021 22:30:24 GMT -5

Apr 18, 2021 8:45:43 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

I'm surprised you give police free reign to hurt the innocent. Then again, I guess I'm more surprised at my suprise. You and I both knew this was inevitable, didn't we. Tell me why, Tanz! Why did I close my eyes? Why did I refuse to see the truth? The darkness which has engulfed you, engulfed your mind, your soul? And worst of all the darkness which has engulfed your heart? Why did I not let myself see what was happening? Why did I let you slip into the deep dark pit from which nobody ever returns?

Join me Louis, and we can rule this galaxy together

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Minion Emancipation Apr 20, 2021 7:27:08 GMT -5

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Post by Donnee on Apr 20, 2021 7:27:08 GMT -5

*King Donnee assembles his Top Minion Army Corporals in the War Room of his Penthouse Dungeon Personal Assistant’s Office in Tanzoria’s Mayor’s Mansion*

King: Gentlemen, we have not asked for this war, but it has been thrust upon us.

Corporal #1: What is it this time? Another Anti-Banana Republic or Minion Haters Anonymous -- MHAnon?

Corporal #2: I hear former Mayor Louis The Lout is launching an uprising against His Greatmess Tanzoria. His Mayorfullship is preparing an all-out preemptive strike!

King: No, I believe that’s just a clever ruse by Tanz and Louis to draw the nefarious vampire, Hakketomat , into a bogus conflict…and then, together, they’ll squish him like a bug.

Corporal #1: Uh...will “squishing” kill a vampire?

Corporal #2: (laughing sarcastically) Fool! Do brown bears prefer blondes?

King: (stunned, facepalms, then quietly) …assemble my minions.

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Mar 3, 2022 16:41:39 GMT -5 Liberdon said:

Donnee is in peak physical and mental health.

Louisistan
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Minion Emancipation Apr 20, 2021 8:47:18 GMT -5

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Post by Louisistan on Apr 20, 2021 8:47:18 GMT -5

Apr 18, 2021 22:30:24 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

Apr 18, 2021 8:45:43 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

I'm surprised you give police free reign to hurt the innocent. Then again, I guess I'm more surprised at my suprise. You and I both knew this was inevitable, didn't we. Tell me why, Tanz! Why did I close my eyes? Why did I refuse to see the truth? The darkness which has engulfed you, engulfed your mind, your soul? And worst of all the darkness which has engulfed your heart? Why did I not let myself see what was happening? Why did I let you slip into the deep dark pit from which nobody ever returns?

Join me Louis, and we can rule this galaxy together

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

TITO Knight Master Commander Louisistan
79th Knight of TITO
28th Delegate of 10000 Islands
Former Mayor of Taco Island
Former TITO Tactical Officer and Executive Officer
Former Senator for Lyonesse East

Hakketomat Chief Executive Emeritus Posts: 62,183 Likes: 4,357 XKI Generation: The Upgrade Generation XKI Map Nation Color: Green XKI NS Join Year: 216 - Tuesday, 17 February 2015 Historical XKI Political Party: TIP - The Islands Party Ancient House of: Aersoldorf	Minion Emancipation Apr 20, 2021 11:35:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hakketomat on Apr 20, 2021 11:35:08 GMT -5 Good... draw the minions out into the open
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Minion Emancipation Apr 22, 2021 4:27:26 GMT -5

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Post by Donnee on Apr 22, 2021 4:27:26 GMT -5

We already openly support Hizzoner Tanz and The Shadow of His Former Great Mayoralman Louis in their Sacred Quest to prevent a certain unholy rapscallion creature from prematurely ascending to The Throne of Taco Island.

May Zardoz guide them in their Blessed Campaign.

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Mar 3, 2022 16:41:39 GMT -5 Liberdon said:

Donnee is in peak physical and mental health.

Hakketomat Chief Executive Emeritus Posts: 62,183 Likes: 4,357 XKI Generation: The Upgrade Generation XKI Map Nation Color: Green XKI NS Join Year: 216 - Tuesday, 17 February 2015 Historical XKI Political Party: TIP - The Islands Party Ancient House of: Aersoldorf	Minion Emancipation Apr 22, 2021 8:05:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hakketomat on Apr 22, 2021 8:05:39 GMT -5 What is this rapscallion creature?
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Donnee Ceased To Exist Zardoz speaks to us Posts: 4,155 Likes: 241 XKI NS Join Year: 320 - 12/1/2020 Ancient House of: Aersoldorf	Minion Emancipation Apr 22, 2021 14:16:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Donnee on Apr 22, 2021 14:16:33 GMT -5 That's classified information.
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HumanSanity Friend of the 10000 Islands Posts: 30,571 Likes: 2,567 XKI Generation: The Redesign Generation XKI Map Nation Color: Gray XKI NS Join Year: 143 - Friday, 28 January 2011 Historical XKI Political Party: MSPP - Mayor Shelter Political Party Ancient House of: Echolilia	Minion Emancipation Apr 22, 2021 15:59:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HumanSanity on Apr 22, 2021 15:59:27 GMT -5 Do you not know already, Hakke?
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Hakketomat Chief Executive Emeritus Posts: 62,183 Likes: 4,357 XKI Generation: The Upgrade Generation XKI Map Nation Color: Green XKI NS Join Year: 216 - Tuesday, 17 February 2015 Historical XKI Political Party: TIP - The Islands Party Ancient House of: Aersoldorf	Minion Emancipation Apr 22, 2021 18:02:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hakketomat on Apr 22, 2021 18:02:31 GMT -5 No, that is why I'm asking
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Jabberwocky Mayor of Taco Island TITO Knight Battalion Commander Posts: 18,502 Likes: 2,004 XKI Generation: The Grub Generation XKI Map Nation Color: Teal XKI NS Join Year: 270 - 2/18/18 Historical XKI Political Party: MSPP - Mayor Shelter Political Party Ancient House of: Louisistan Mini-Profile Background: {"image":"","color":"799ec9"} Member is Online	Minion Emancipation Feb 16, 2023 16:46:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jabberwocky on Feb 16, 2023 16:46:52 GMT -5 I pledge to maintain former Mayor Tanzoria's liberal policies toward minions.
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Louisistan TITO Knight "Louis is a giant space lizard" - Hahiha Posts: 39,182 Likes: 4,699 XKI Generation: The Shelter Generation XKI NS Join Year: 203 - Thursday, 29 May 2014 Historical XKI Political Party: TCP - The Circle Party Ancient House of: Louisistan	Minion Emancipation Feb 17, 2023 13:07:33 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Louisistan on Feb 17, 2023 13:07:33 GMT -5 Banana
	TITO Knight Master Commander Louisistan 79th Knight of TITO 28th Delegate of 10000 Islands Former Mayor of Taco Island Former TITO Tactical Officer and Executive Officer Former Senator for Lyonesse East

Tanzoria TITO Knight Posts: 69,338 Likes: 652 XKI NS Join Year: 138 - Monday, 18 October 2010 Historical XKI Political Party: MSPP - Mayor Shelter Political Party	Minion Emancipation Feb 17, 2023 13:14:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tanzoria on Feb 17, 2023 13:14:31 GMT -5 Feb 16, 2023 16:46:52 GMT -5 Jabberwocky said: I pledge to maintain former Mayor Tanzoria's liberal policies toward minions. Smart choice

Louisistan TITO Knight "Louis is a giant space lizard" - Hahiha Posts: 39,182 Likes: 4,699 XKI Generation: The Shelter Generation XKI NS Join Year: 203 - Thursday, 29 May 2014 Historical XKI Political Party: TCP - The Circle Party Ancient House of: Louisistan	Minion Emancipation Feb 17, 2023 13:20:52 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Louisistan on Feb 17, 2023 13:20:52 GMT -5 Tanz has lost the fire to fight the injustice inherent in the rule of all Mayors (except mine)
	TITO Knight Master Commander Louisistan 79th Knight of TITO 28th Delegate of 10000 Islands Former Mayor of Taco Island Former TITO Tactical Officer and Executive Officer Former Senator for Lyonesse East

Jabberwocky Mayor of Taco Island TITO Knight Battalion Commander Posts: 18,502 Likes: 2,004 XKI Generation: The Grub Generation XKI Map Nation Color: Teal XKI NS Join Year: 270 - 2/18/18 Historical XKI Political Party: MSPP - Mayor Shelter Political Party Ancient House of: Louisistan Mini-Profile Background: {"image":"","color":"799ec9"} Member is Online	Minion Emancipation Feb 17, 2023 17:19:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jabberwocky on Feb 17, 2023 17:19:56 GMT -5 Tanz has the notion his reign was just.
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