Taco Island will will respond robustly

[Tanzoria]

to any actions taken action against the territorial integrity of Ukraine

[Liberdon]

We will will?

[Donnee]

Actions taking actions?

[Aersoldorf]

We could bury them in spam

[Liberdon]

We definitely should

[Aersoldorf]

You may fire when ready Gridley

[Donnee]

*loads spam into trebuchet*

[Aersoldorf]

*sprinkles the spam with anthrax*

[Liberdon]

*adds a cherry on a top*

[Donnee]

*attaches a Christmas card from The Grinch*

[Aersoldorf]

*aims trebuchet at the Mayor's Mansion*

[Liberdon]

*fire!!!!*

[Aersoldorf]

[Liberdon]

*a long cartoonish sound effect is heard as the trebuchet whips the spam into the sky*

[Aersoldorf]

[Donnee]

That's one of my favorite movies of all time. In fact, when I was thinking about the shtick for my nation, I gave some real thought to: "The Knights that say 'Donnee'".

[Aersoldorf]

Better than Brave Sir Donnee I suppose

[Donnee]

Pretending to be Brave would've been impossible to pull off.

[Aersoldorf]

I’m not entirely sure that Sir Robin even pretended

[Donnee]

*Brave Sir Robin watches the spam/cow hurtle towards the Mayor's Mansion on Taco Island*

"Oh, the Humanity!" he lamented.

(Chorus sings in background)

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("I never!")
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
("You're lying!")
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

[Aersoldorf]

Classic

[Donnee]

Yep. They don't write 'em like they used to anymore.

[Aersoldorf]

Very Solomon-esque

[Louisistan]

This thread did not age well

[Tanzoria]

Germany's done more than France despite bearing the brunt of criticism

[Louisistan]

People keep alternating between calling for German leadership and abhorring German leadership.

[Tanzoria]

I want more in the sense of standing up to Russian fascism and less in the sense of enforcing neoliberal dogma on southern Europe