Seventy-six trombones led the big parade,

[Liberdon]

With one hundred and ten cornets close at hand

[Donnee]

Tambourines and elephants are playin' in the band.

[Jabberwocky]

Got a drink in my hand, my toes in the sand

[Liberdon]

Well, isn’t that grand?

[Donnee]

All this and a parade on the strand!

[Liberdon]

I don’t know. Seems kind of bland.

[Donnee]

Turns out all the music is canned.

[Jabberwocky]

Really, that should be banned.

[Donnee]

Their hides should be tanned.

[Jabberwocky]

And hung out on the strand.

[Donnee]

Their credentials should be scanned.

[Valentian Elysium]

And the instruments manned

[Donnee]

To play songs as planned

[SweetHaven]

some by Duran Duran

[Donnee]

and Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

[SweetHaven]

People were cheering from the stand

[Donnee]

Shouting songs to play on demand

[Jabberwocky]

Like "This Land is Your Land."

[Donnee]

Or, "Don't You Think This Outlaw Bit's Done Got out of Hand"

[Jabberwocky]

The Workingman's Blues