Post Something Obviously Wrong

[Donnee]

Examples:

Valentian Elysium discovered America in 1491

Jabberwocky was the drummer for The Beatles before Peter Best

[Jabberwocky]

Jun 18, 2022 6:53:11 GMT -5 Donnee said:

Examples:

Valentian Elysium discovered America in 1491

Jabberwocky was the drummer for The Beatles before Peter Best

Lord knows I'm old enough.
A little known fact: Hakketomat was a personal acquaintance of Bram Stoker and may have been the inspiration for Dracula.

[Valentian Elysium]

I did discover America in 1491 though. I still remember it like yesterday

Something like Liberdon can fly though…

[Jabberwocky]

Rumor has it that Louisistan is a Cold War era British spy hiding out in Germany.

[Liberdon]

Jun 19, 2022 1:45:38 GMT -5 Valentian Elysium said:

I did discover America in 1491 though. I still remember it like yesterday

Something like Liberdon can fly though…

Penguins can fly! Haven’t you ever seen them in an airplane?

Aersoldorf actually wrote the first draft of The Star Spangled Banner. Francis Scott Key just stole it.

[Aersoldorf]

I’m not THAT old…

Donnee was the model for Michelangelo’s David

[Donnee]

I only modeled for certain, uh, parts of Michelangelo’s David. IRL I'm much more handsome.

Rumor has it that Louisistan 's British spy code name in Germany is "Riesige Weltraumeidechse".

[Jabberwocky]

Better than der wienerschnitzel.

I heard Wischland is actually a genie from a bottle.

[Aersoldorf]

I heard that Hakketomat founded the American Red Cross

[Donnee]

I understand that IRL Woonsocket owns a slaughterhouse on the south side of Cleveland.

[Jabberwocky]

That's a load of bull.

But I've seen video footage of Tanzoria jamming with Leon Russell, back when Leon still had short hair...and so did Tanz.

[Valentian Elysium]

I've heard that Dokansia secretly owns a chateau

[Dokansia]

I wish, not rich enough for that. Though I did hear Liberdon flew to the moon using nothing but sheer will.

[Aersoldorf]

Are you saying that she’s the cow that jumped over the moon?

Hakketomat is D. B. Cooper

[Liberdon]

Sept 2, 2022 20:38:00 GMT -5 Aersoldorf said:

Are you saying that she’s the cow that jumped over the moon?

Hakketomat is D. B. Cooper

Actually, the nursery rhyme began as “the penguin that jumped over the moon.” The cow version is just a rip-off. Also, if Hakke were D.B. Cooper, he wouldn’t be a vampire. Everyone knows vampires and airplanes don’t mix well. Clearly, the real D.B. Cooper is none other than Jabberwocky.

[Aersoldorf]

Markanite caused the Irish potato blight with his flatulence

[Jabberwocky]

Sept 2, 2022 22:18:16 GMT -5 Liberdon said:

Sept 2, 2022 20:38:00 GMT -5 Aersoldorf said:

Are you saying that she’s the cow that jumped over the moon?

Hakketomat is D. B. Cooper

Actually, the nursery rhyme began as “the penguin that jumped over the moon.” The cow version is just a rip-off. Also, if Hakke were D.B. Cooper, he wouldn’t be a vampire. Everyone knows vampires and airplanes don’t mix well. Clearly, the real D.B. Cooper is none other than Jabberwocky .

It seems my ruse didn't work as well as I planned. What to do with my millions? I'll consult Valentian Elysium , whose first career was as a CPA.

[Aersoldorf]

Cooper only got $200k 🤪 $5800 was recovered, so $194,200 is still missing.

Paffnia co-wrote the Magna Carta

[Jabberwocky]

And got no credit for it.

Haivon actually comes from a family of cheesemakers. He's the rebel.

[Aersoldorf]

Liberdon is allergic to oxygen

[Jabberwocky]

Prior to his life in politics, Inquista spent two years in a Jesuit seminary.

[Aersoldorf]

Shakespeare stole most of his writings from Donnee

[Aschente]

Valentian Elysium is funny

[Liberdon]

Aersoldorf is an owl disguised as a Martian disguised as a human who’s horrible at cooking and can’t rhyme to save his life.

[Valentian Elysium]

Aschente is smart

[Valentian Elysium]

and Jabberwocky is obviously not D.B. Cooper, but the one who met the aliens at Roswell

[Jabberwocky]

Don't blow my cover. Letting people think I'm Cooper is a great way to meet girls.

A little known fact: Asukana aspired to be an astronaut before settling down on the moon.

[Aersoldorf]

(OOC: D. B. Cooper is wrong, he registered as Dan Cooper but a reporter messed up the facts and the wrong information stuck)

Liberdon was Martha Stewart’s mentor

[Hashari Darussalam]

There's a proof that we lives inside of the mind of a geese

[Aersoldorf]

Sept 17, 2022 9:07:01 GMT -5 Hashari Darussalam said:

There's a proof that we lives inside of the mind of a geese

A single goose?