Just in case you feel a case of doubt

[Louisistan]

or even nervous tension, let me draw the latest scores to your attention.

[Donnee]

*drumroll*

[Valentian Elysium]

3553

[Louisistan]

Not the scores the witless hordes of commentators are debating. Come admit, who gives a shit for elo ratings?

[Donnee]

*shuffles nervously, hiding fantasy football quarterback ratings behind back*

[Louisistan]

No, I refer - and I'm sure you concur - to see who's ahead psychologically, for example, we have on tap an inscrutable chap who's thoughts never stray from the state of a play.

[Donnee]

*left eye lid begins twitching*

[Louisistan]

Whereas, it's so difficult to concentrate if you have left your native country for a woman who has plans of her own.

[Comfed]

Especially difficult if you are leaving on an airplane and a baby is crying in the seat next to you

[Louisistan]

It's not easy for a chap to excel feeling guilty as hell having left his wife to face the music alone.

[Donnee]

Nor should it be.

[Louisistan]

But, even worse, imagine if his ladies met!

[Donnee]

He'd lose them both.

[Louisistan]

Well then I bet the atmosphere 'round here would be a little strained as he explained...

How could he do what he's done to those two most wonderful girls - "Yes I love you both" - most amusing!

[Donnee]

He'll have to find another couple girls who appreciate sharing a man with such high self-esteem and individual confidence in matters of the heart.