Ban Eggs from Public Office Act

[Jabberwocky]

At the behest of the Speaker of Parliament, the Prime Minister, and Leader of Parliament, this matter is put to vote:
Shall Eggs be Banned From Public Office?

Nnote that, if this Act successfully passed, it specifically means that Eggs cannot hold public office; if elected, they may not serve. They may still be eaten, however.

[Louisistan]

Aye

[Liberdon]

Nay

[Valentian Elysium]

Aye

[Instagram Egg]

ChEep.

[Liberdon]

As a matter of due courtesy and conflicting interests, I believe that Instagram Egg is abstaining from the vote. However, the “E” in Instagram Egg’s response leads me to think that it does not take kindly to the idea of being—ahem—eaten.

[Astrobolt]

Vote nay. This blatant discrimination against eggs cannot stand!

[Louisistan]

That egg isn't even a duly elected MP.

[Aschente]

Aye!

[Jabberwocky]

Apr 12, 2023 0:11:15 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

That egg isn't even a duly elected MP.

That's the point I've made several times: only an MP can be Leader of Parliament. 

[Liberdon]

Objection! This vote is blatant discrimination against eggs!

[Valentian Elysium]

I agree with Louisistan. The egg was not elected, and thus has no right to serve in our Parliament!

[Jabberwocky]

Apr 12, 2023 10:39:41 GMT -5 Liberdon said:

Objection! This vote is blatant discrimination against eggs!

It is only discriminatory against eggs which have not been elected to Parliament. In fact, I discriminated against two of those at breakfast.

[Louisistan]

Apr 12, 2023 10:26:58 GMT -5 Jabberwocky said:

Apr 12, 2023 0:11:15 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

That egg isn't even a duly elected MP.

That's the point I've made several times: only an MP can be Leader of Parliament. 

I mean it shouldn't even vote in this!

[Jabberwocky]

Apr 12, 2023 15:45:03 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

Apr 12, 2023 10:26:58 GMT -5 Jabberwocky said:

That's the point I've made several times: only an MP can be Leader of Parliament. 

I mean it shouldn't even vote in this!

Until or unless it wins a seat in either Parliament or Senate, the Egg does not have a vote.

[Jabberwocky]

It's official: Eggs are banned from holding public office. The people have spoken.

[Valentian Elysium]

Lovely

[Instagram Egg]

Cheep! CHEEP! ChEeP!

[Liberdon]

The results of this vote are truly a travesty.

[Jabberwocky]

Vox populi.

[Woonsocket]

Vox Dei.

[Valentian Elysium]

"vox dei vox populi"

[Jabberwocky]

That sums it up nicely.

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

Dura lex sed lex!

[Jabberwocky]

I fought the law, and the law won.

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

[Jabberwocky]

Resurrected for Aersoldorf.