Post by Lenlyvit on Jul 29, 2023 10:25:14 GMT -5
Security Council Resolution
Commend Varanius
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
Category: Commendation
Nominee(nation): Varanius
Proposed By: Chef Big Dog
Commend Varanius
Declaring to this august body that, throughout its 14 year history, Varanius has been at the forefront of some of the multiverse’s greatest deeds, and believing it criminal that these feats of heroism have gone unnoticed;
Recognizing Varanius’ humble beginnings as a General Assembly Author, which, while slightly embarrassing, is still highly deserving of praise. During this time, they were known for their great works such as:
• General Assembly Resolution #1346 “Protecting the Rights of Bees”, where, after years of tyrannical oppression by so-called “beekeepers” Varanius brought to light the terrible crimes committed against this noble species, and urging the Word Assembly to protect wasps.
• General Assembly Resolution #3 “On the Proper Handling of Snails”, performing a vital task to the international community that this body unfortunately lacks the space to elaborate upon, but which this proposal would seek to stress is essential to the existence of the World Assembly.
In awe that, upon Varanius’ exit of the General Assembly, their first step into the wider world involved them single-handedly defeating the armies of the Black Hawks in the liberation of the Pacific on February 31st, 1999. Varanius’ heroic actions saved the region from assured destruction in the nick of time;
Grateful for Varanius’ monumental and earth-shattering work in Europeia, including, but not limited to:
• Introducing “columns” to the Europeian Broadcasting Corporation, which broke new ground in Europeia’s long history and was definitely unique.
• Having existed in Europeia. At all.
Admiring the fact that Varanius did NOT, at any point, extort the North Pacific for World Assembly votes (as far as the World Assembly is aware), a standard that other regional allies and partners of that esteemed region, including some commended by this august body, have tragically failed to maintain;
Praising Varanius for their work as a staunch Defender of regional sovereignty; chief among these deeds was their tenure as arch-chancellor of the Founderless Regions Alliance from 2009-2018, leading monumental defensive efforts such as the defense of various unimportant regions against an invasion force of Europeians, orchestrated by a mysterious but high-ranked official in the West Pacific; or their efforts in exposing the security flaws in Realm of the Whispering Winds without damaging the region;
Appreciative of Varanius’ awesome contributions to a project, which sadly cannot be elaborated upon due to security concerns; the World Assembly, however, is confident that [REDACTED] was for the good of the international community;
Impressed with Varanius’ contributions to culture. As Varanius is highly cultured, their foreign envoys have labored tirelessly to share these aforementioned cultural masterpieces far and wide, from the fabled land of 10000 Islands to the halls of Lone Wolves United, eternalized in the famous “pins” of these esteemed and respected allies;
Thankful for Varanius’ contributions to the East Pacific’s legislature, during which they undertook titanic efforts to prevent the region from declaring itself illegal, efforts which tragically failed. This Council blames the GA as per usual;
Hereby commends Varanius.
Co-author: A Bloodred Moon
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