Post by Astrobolt on Dec 18, 2023 23:42:00 GMT -5
Security Council Resolution
Repeal: “All We Want For Christmas Is You”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Category: Repeal
Resolution: SC#482
Proposed By: Sporaltryus
Security Council Resolution #482 “All We Want for Christmas Is You” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
We un-festive few, recognize that:
You’re a bad one, 482.
You need to be repealed!
The time has come to strike you from these very hallowed fields, 482!
Here we list the reasons that we all truly feel!
You’re a rough one, 482.
Your lyrics have no rhyme!
When we try to sing these words, they come up all off-time, 482!
Airing such wacky phrases really should be a crime!
You’re a tough one, 482.
Christmas is not alone!
There are holidays out there that don't make us sigh and groan, 482!
Given the choice between the two of them,
We’d rather celebrate our own!
You’re a tricky one, 482.
You dress up like a child!
Your punctuation is lacking and it makes you quite mild, 482!
The two words that best describe you are as follows, and we quote,
“Very reviled!”
You’re a menace, 482.
You’re really quite the chore!
You’ve so many terms without defining what they’re fooor, 482!
How can we expect to take you seriously when the first thing that you do is sidestep the plight of zombies, nukes, and coups, while going to vote in November?
You sicken me, 482.
Your time is almost through!
Your purpose could be worthy, but you simply make us blue, 482!
The Grouchy Security Council hereby repeals Resolution 482!
This is the discussion thread. To cast your vote, go HERE
