10K Island Trek Challenge!

[Re-Yupanqui]

OK, this is a type of thing that we're hoping everyone will contribute to. Here's a rough sketch of the plan: Each willing nation submits a challenge, ex. Get pass the Sea of Yupanqui and her fire-breathing llamas. We're not quite sure how it'll be judged, but imagination is good. Maybe it'll be like Whose Line Is It Anyway, where points don't matter... Anyway, all suggestions are open.

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

Hike the mountianious jungles of the Sensitve New Age, eat a ninja-monkey in the traditional manner of the natives. The catch? You have to catch one, and they sometimes eat the natives. No modern weapons allowed, yew bows are allowed but more points are given for short spears, swords or bare hands. I recommend using garlic when cooking ninja-monkeys.

[Alfonia]

Nothing beats the simple beauty of the Alfonian Highlands and pine-forests... so that is not where we are going...

Run around late at night in the huge, polluted metropolis Kung-Pung, in search of the golden elderberry. You can only move at night, and you must be naked (if this makes you feel really bad, you will be provided with four balloons which you can make into a dress or something). The Police officers don't take kindly to nudity, so you must avoid them, too. Body paint allowed. Free elderflower brew for every participant.

[Parthini]

ARRR!!!! Come aboard the Bloody Pulp, the Lord Protector's ship. Aboard you'll meet Parthini's scruffiest, meanest, and smelliest sailors. You'll be given a saber and made to duel one of the Privateers to the death! Then, you will stay aboard and help loot a DEN merchant ship. Finally, you will be made to wrestle a crocodile. Fail, and it's walking the plank for ya. Succeed, and you get the captain's share of the loot. Hard Tacks and Rum all around!

GPP

[The Undaunted]

A participant in the Undaunted's challenge is to prove that they deserve the title undaunted. First, one must spend 12 hours attempting to dig a hole through ice without quitting or being disheartened. With success at that, one must stand absolutely still for five minutes while at the mercy of one of our famous Giant Falcons (10 times the normal size of a falcon). Survivors will be awarded monetary compensation equal to their effort, as well as a lovely plaque.

[ALEN]

a participant in Alen's challenge must go to the wolves national park and capture the 10000island flag, which is hidden inside a wolves Den.
If the person survives with the flag they get the satisfaction that they were the first person to survive the Alen challenge.

[The UKS]

Row through The UKS's swamps and try to get away from our GIANT OTTERS. The first person to Claim The 10k flag and get back to the START Line claims 20 points and wins The UKS Challenge.

[Fleeb]

Enter the pristine hallowed halls of Fleeb's uber-mega-super-totalistic-runsthewholed*mnshow- computer DEUS -- Dynamic Evolutionary Ultimate System -- and defeat it (her?) at two of three from the following important life skills:

1) A game of Tic-tac-toe
2) A game of Monopoly
3) A game of Scissors-Paper-Stone (best 4 of 7)
4) A game of Battleship
5) The calculation of pi

[Down under there]

The DUT challenge would be to make an original performance complete with costumes and scenery, where part of your scenery is a machine that takes you back in time and changes the ending of the performance. You get to use power tools and lots of duck tape, but you can't spend more than $125. You also get 5 talented and funny friends to help you. If you win, you get the ultimate prize: a trip to Knoxville, Tenessee!

[RichfieldMN]

The Richfield MN Quest is simple, you get tied to a chair and forced to watch 4 episodes of "Queer Eye for a Straight Guy" back to back and not scream, and choose your favorite makeover and have it done to yourself,

Next you are asked to watch 4 episodes of Martha Stewart living while singing the Richfield MN national anthem whilst standing on one leg with a glass of water on your head and not spilling a drop,

If you survive these two the final challenge is to capture a German Sheperd the national animal of Richfield MN and tame it and take it for a walk around the entire island of Richfield MN on the quest for the 1000 island flag which is scented with pigs blood the favorited scent of German Shephereds,

The first person to cross the finish line with the flag is the winner.

[Henneth annun]

Henneth annunite challenge
Survive a rampage of ents and then eat 5 pints of 10000 islands dressing.

[Lebmania]

my challenge is nice and easy.
go to chatzy,write a 5 lines poems about The Republic Of Lebmania...
the price is a weekend at the finest hotel in our republic (dogs allowed ).

[Echolilia]

My (OOC) challenge: find and post on 8 food-related taco island threads in less than 10 minutes.

[La Vida De Sangre]

I'll pass.

[Echolilia]

gas?

[Woonsocket]

Why, Echo, what a surprise to find you here.

[Boltor]

[Echolilia]

Cross the Chasms of Chaos using only Cheerios.