DUT's Billion Party, all for her

[Re-Yupanqui]

Hey there! This is a Yups-sponsored DUT billion party after her old thread messed up, for unknown reasons. Therefore, please come and celebrate DUT's entry to the non-existent (?) Billionaires Club!

I, the Yupanqui, shall contribute 1 billion tacos with salsa, and , of course, as the hostess, all the 10000 Islands dressing you can eat. Enjoy! ;D

[Boolari]

I'll contribute a billion umm... pieces of beef jerky! YUMMMM!

[Alfonia]

Well, congrats DUT!

I'll send over a million buckets filled with various nice substances, like chocolate.

[Re-Yupanqui]

*secretly splashes 10K Dressing on all of the invaders' food*

[Down under there]

Awwwwww... ;D ;D
This is so touching, I don't know what to say!
I'd like to thank my family... my lax immigration laws... God...
*chokes up and begins distributing cookies* ;D

[Re-Yupanqui]

Yum! *accidently eats cookie given to invader*
*starts gagging and rolling around*

[aranisland]

I'd like to offer a billion barrels of Beamish, but I don't think there are that many - we're still a kinda small nation.

Instead I'll apply another apalling alliteration and arrange an artistic armful of anemones.

Happy billionth, DUT

[Boolari]

*smacks Yups on the back repeatedly*

Great party! ;D

[Bad Infinitum]

Yupanqui said:

I, the Yupanqui, shall contribute...all the 10000 Islands dressing you can eat. Enjoy! ;D

That stuff's not fit to eat, so you're off the hook there.

[Re-Yupanqui]

Oh... I seem to have, uh, forgotten that
*quickly swipes the bowl of questionable looking salad and puts it under the table*

[Bonaduce Alander]

I, the founder of Bonaduce Alander, and the Bonaduce Alander home for the mentaly insane, who were among many to try to cure Boo and Yups(and me) of there insanity, but failed miserably, Donate 1 Billion stinky shoes for your people to eat and enjoy.

[Serconea]

I'll donate a billion Serconean grapes.

[Boolari]

Bonaduce said:

I, the founder of Bonaduce Alander, and the Bonaduce Alander home for the mentaly insane, who were among many to try to cure Boo and Yups(and me) of there insanity, but failed miserably, Donate 1 Billion stinky shoes for your people to eat and enjoy.

Even the nation of Boolari isn't THAT far gone... ;D

[Re-Yupanqui]

Bonaduce said:

I, the founder of Bonaduce Alander, and the Bonaduce Alander home for the mentaly insane, who were among many to try to cure Boo and Yups(and me) of there insanity, but failed miserably, Donate 1 Billion stinky shoes for your people to eat and enjoy.

Hmmph. I'll give YOU something... *slaps a billion times with salsa covered fish*
Thats for giving DUT stinky shoes and for calling me insane.... CAR-azy, yes, insane.... what was I talking about again?

[Boolari]

Don't prove him right!

Geez, Yups, don't even smack him once with the fish for me!

That's okay! I'll do my own whomping!

*whomps BA multiple times with fish!*

[Bonaduce Alander]

Who says they weren't shoes made of french cheese with chocolate laces?

[Boolari]

... french cheese... with chocolate laces?

You did happen to say they were stinky. At least I think you said they were stinky. Hm.

[Private Doctors]

Old!

[repaxan]

Can you stop posting on old stuff Private Doctors?

[Private Doctors]

repaxan said:

Can you stop posting on old stuff Private Doctors?

Why is that?

[Lichto]

Cuz it's necroing. And necroing is bad.

At least, to non-spammers it is ;D

[SovietPrussia]

But we're all spammers so it doesn't matter

[Lichto]

Good. Cuz I like posting as much as I can. Makes me rich.

[SovietPrussia]

might as well say congrats

[Echolilia]

A billion tacos!