Post by Henneth annun on Sept 10, 2004 15:24:26 GMT -5
Dear Family,
I am now camping at Khyber Pass, 15 miles out of Chinas Border. I, along with 10,000 others, are preparing for the bitterest invasion in 100 years. Since the press is not allowed to speak out about this war, I will tell you the story of how it started.
Five years ago, The Mitsubishi Phoenix went on sale. It was the most Advertised Electric Car ever to be made. And every family in Japan, Europe, and America immediately bought at least one, including us. Everyone saved thousands of dollars yearly because of the skyrocketing oil prices. Everyone stopped buying oil after that car came out. Within 3 months Russia, the Middle Eastern countries, and some Latin American countries coffers had lost over 75% of its money. Civil Unrest, Poverty, and distrust of America and its allies grew. Political Revolutions came about in Latin America, And the Arab Countries, and Fundamentalist governments were established. America came to Russia’s aid and loaned them money, and brought back the original democratic Government.
Meanwhile China was going under new leadership. Hu Jintao died on his 30th anniversary as dictator of China. And a new leader named Mao San-Su was taking over. Mao Tze-tu, the first communist leader of China, was Mao San-Su’s Great Uncle. He believes that Taiwan was his Uncles greatest enemies and believed it was a personal issue to invade Taiwan. As you know Taiwan has had close ties with the US for some time and issue and is now a leading NATO member. On March 24, 2033, Mao and The PLA tried to cross the South China Sea. Within minutes, Hundreds of F-22’s appeared over the horizon, and completely annihilated the 20,000 strong PLA strike force. Mao immediately started plotting to retaliate against NATO’s defense efforts.
There was a secret meeting in Beijing between Mao San-Su, Mohammed Al Garawanzi the new leader of the United Commonwealth of Arab States, or UCAS for short, and the new leader of Mexico, Santiago Sanchez. They all had one thing in common, the general population of their countries hated America and they hated America. So they started planning an attack on America and all of its allies.
On February 20, 2034 This ‘Axis of Evil’ launched operation ‘Khan’ in which they planned to invade Russia, take out Israel, Japan, and other American allies. Latin America planned assaults on Texas and Florida, but their airfields were destroyed and Mexico City was sacked in early March. After bitter fighting at the foot of the Dome of Rock, we eventually push through and invaded the UCAS. I was in that fighting. Meanwhile there are many battles at the Russian border of China. We are poised to fight at Khyber Pass and will invade when ready.
Sincerely,
Your Father
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So what do you think?
I am now camping at Khyber Pass, 15 miles out of Chinas Border. I, along with 10,000 others, are preparing for the bitterest invasion in 100 years. Since the press is not allowed to speak out about this war, I will tell you the story of how it started.
Five years ago, The Mitsubishi Phoenix went on sale. It was the most Advertised Electric Car ever to be made. And every family in Japan, Europe, and America immediately bought at least one, including us. Everyone saved thousands of dollars yearly because of the skyrocketing oil prices. Everyone stopped buying oil after that car came out. Within 3 months Russia, the Middle Eastern countries, and some Latin American countries coffers had lost over 75% of its money. Civil Unrest, Poverty, and distrust of America and its allies grew. Political Revolutions came about in Latin America, And the Arab Countries, and Fundamentalist governments were established. America came to Russia’s aid and loaned them money, and brought back the original democratic Government.
Meanwhile China was going under new leadership. Hu Jintao died on his 30th anniversary as dictator of China. And a new leader named Mao San-Su was taking over. Mao Tze-tu, the first communist leader of China, was Mao San-Su’s Great Uncle. He believes that Taiwan was his Uncles greatest enemies and believed it was a personal issue to invade Taiwan. As you know Taiwan has had close ties with the US for some time and issue and is now a leading NATO member. On March 24, 2033, Mao and The PLA tried to cross the South China Sea. Within minutes, Hundreds of F-22’s appeared over the horizon, and completely annihilated the 20,000 strong PLA strike force. Mao immediately started plotting to retaliate against NATO’s defense efforts.
There was a secret meeting in Beijing between Mao San-Su, Mohammed Al Garawanzi the new leader of the United Commonwealth of Arab States, or UCAS for short, and the new leader of Mexico, Santiago Sanchez. They all had one thing in common, the general population of their countries hated America and they hated America. So they started planning an attack on America and all of its allies.
On February 20, 2034 This ‘Axis of Evil’ launched operation ‘Khan’ in which they planned to invade Russia, take out Israel, Japan, and other American allies. Latin America planned assaults on Texas and Florida, but their airfields were destroyed and Mexico City was sacked in early March. After bitter fighting at the foot of the Dome of Rock, we eventually push through and invaded the UCAS. I was in that fighting. Meanwhile there are many battles at the Russian border of China. We are poised to fight at Khyber Pass and will invade when ready.
Sincerely,
Your Father
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So what do you think?