Anyone here got MZ?

[Alfonia]

I was just wondering if anyone here has got a team on www.managerzone.com

If you had it would be nice to play a friendly game with you, even though I would lose. If you haven't got a team, you should get one, and then if we have enough members around here, perhaps we could start a 10000 Islands league or something like that.

My team is called Balloon Catchers FC. Oh and that's a football/soccer team, not a hockey team.

[Alfonia]

Woah... worst thread ever...
And I created it.

So here's the background story:
*Imagine a big grey castle... the sky around it doesn't look good at all, and it's raining, outside the castle there's a graveyard, and a yew tree stands alone in the middle of it, looking very sad. Inside the castle you see me (well, you don't. you have no idea what I look like as I haven't posted my pic yet in the picposter thread). An owl flies past the window, and some strange music is heard.
Then you see a window cleaning guy showing up just outside the window. He looks like the possible baby of Conan O'Brien and the Michelin man. And he starts to dance. And he dances. Dances to the strange music, that disappears as the lightning flashes again, and so the music changes to some silly 80's song. Like 99 balloons or whatever that german song was called. And so he dances some more. Then all these surfers starts to show up, and suddenly the sun is shining again. And everyone is happy, and I run around giving everyone elderberries and flowers shouting "weeeeeee!" in the most annoying way possible, but no one gets irritated because it's friday and the sun is shining and people are dancing and children are playing and white pidgeons are everywhere and there is chocolate for EVERYONE!
And Bush makes friends with everyone and so the world becomes a better place, and some Belgian guy named Tintin invents a cure for AIDS, and everyone is like super-excited.
...Then I wake up, and it's time to go to school. ...Hmmm I wonder what food we get today? I hope it's something good. And I hope my maths teacher doesn't get upset becuse I "forgot" my homework... life continues... Oh! look there! what a lovely butterfly!*

So now this thread will confuse you even more. AHA! I know! let's turn this into a confusing stuff thread! Come on everybody! Post pictures of babies dancing to punk rock, post pictures of hamsters in partyhats! Do anything! Surprise me!

[Re-Yupanqui]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Has everyone here seen the cartoon "The End of The World" on eBaums world or something like that? It's soooooooo funny.... you know what else is funny? CHI-GiRR's BACK!

[Alfonia]

Really? that's really nice to hear. Come on everyone, let's capture the soul of the taco island in this thread.

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

FLAMING BRAIN-WEASELS ARE CONSUMING MY SOUL THROUGH A LIBERTARIAN CHILD'S SPLEEN. IT HURTS WORSE THAN A LLAMA MIND BLASTING ME WITH THE POWER OF LAWRENCE WELK.

[Mandrill]

Doodlebugs is a funny word, but I guess that balanced breakfast doesn't include that and anyway, only in autumn, right?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, Venn-Pants, go!

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

Someone else who realizes that pants are the work of Satan too? At last, we can start the revolution against the tyranny of leggings! Death to Levi! Doom to Wrangler! Destruction to Slacks! Who's with me for the cause of freedom?!

[Alfonia]

I know who is definately with you:

Swedish rock/pop star Magnus Uggla

[Mandrill]

OMG! Well, for the sake of non-pants, TSNA and I will support him till the end of time and pants, won't we now? We will stand tall against the oppression of all non-pants and be there when the revolution spreds and then we will drink hot chocolade and eat taco's and we will have a pantless leader who will guide all non-pants into their new pantless lives and celebrate their pantlessness every year! HALLELUJA - PRAISE THE LORD!

Talking of which, a new national anthem would be in order here. Hows about:

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.

Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam!

Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaaaaam!

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

We are like Spam. A mass of pink greasy meat trapped in a metal box. First we must realize that most humanity is in this box. Once out of the metal tomb, we can be sliced off of the mass to separate our selves from others. This cutting off is the second step to becoming a true individual. At this stage we still lack full free will and personality. One now must undergo a baptism of rage, heat, fire! This burns some and merely darkens others, but all must go through this frying experience. Then one can don the armor of individuality, like cooked Spam between slices of bread. One can develop new modes of thought and act, like the condiments of a Spam Sandwich. Once death comes, unlike the uncooked masses, one joins the Universe in the Final Act of Consumption. The uncooked masses merely waste away in the Refrigerator of Banality.

I Rage, therefore I am Spam.

Fear my metaphysical wrath of doom +2!!!!

[Mandrill]

Yes, but one must admit that even though the quality of life of those few chosen to participate in those rebellious acts is far higher than that of the Spam Rabble (a.k.a. Spabble), one can not ignore the obvious quantity of both lifes. The selected few, ofcourse, will lead far more inventing and enriching lifes, but where will they take them? Nowhere, we are inclined to answer, since it is a well-known fact that all will enter the final stage of Spam, the Final Act of Consumption as you called it, undoubtedly sooner than the Spabble will, thus lacking the amount of time for the necessary personal growth that would lead to eventual changes in Spam society.
On the contrary, the Spabble is now left without their individualised leaders and is therefore forced to rely on their own resourcefulness. Slowly, a new generation of rabble-intellectuals will start to reign and provide a new foundation for the inevitable neo-despammilisation.
No, no survival of the fittest here, merely survival of the stinkiest-looking-spam.

Think about this for a while and learn what is to be learned from this.





In the mean time, why not sing a song?

duptiduptiduuuuptidupti...tiduptibup!

[Parthini]

Back to no pants....

Guys, no need to go naked; just WEAR A KILT!!

I DON'T WANT SPAM!!!

GPP

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

The Armor of Bread and the Exlier of Life Ketchup can protect the cooked slices. These slices can then lead the society to new creations, like Spam, Spam and Eggs, or perhaps even Spam Shizzam! A substance that may be consumed yet still exists as itself.

[Alfonia]

I believe that if an animal that is used to produce spam only is allowed to eat hemp, a new form of spam, "space-spam" can be produced. If you eat space-spam, you will see smurfs everywhere, and that leads to mysecond theory. Everything IN THIS WORLD is powered by smurfs. In an average mobile phone, there are at least three smurfs, they are constantly pushing buttons and pulling levers. This is what makes your phone work. They eat spam all the time. Also, if angry, these smurfs can change appearances. Most of the time they will transform into lasagna, and unfortunatelythis means that they are more vulnerable than ever. This means that if you keep pushing the same buttons on your phone, it will eventually become filled up with cheese.

[Mandrill]

I think you actually have a point there, Alf. So what you're basically saying is that hemp makes people see the Real World, the Smurfed World? Interesting...
You know, they fool us with their cunning blue camouflage, big nose and dumb names, but actually they rule the world, fooling us again with all kinds of different shapes....

....eating lasagna will never be the same.......

And Parth, great idea man! Though we (or at least I - you can never be sure with TSNA on this one) didn't intend to walk around naked; it'd be much too cold and not to mention people'd stare. No, we can actually wear ANYTHING WE WANT except for pants! Name it, and I wear it, you bet...

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

Sarongs, kilts, both are breezy.

I thought ninjas ran the world, like gravity. I thought that was their doing.

[Re-Yupanqui]

Alfonia said:

I believe that if an animal that is used to produce spam only is allowed to eat hemp, a new form of spam, "space-spam" can be produced. If you eat space-spam, you will see smurfs everywhere, and that leads to mysecond theory. Everything IN THIS WORLD is powered by smurfs. In an average mobile phone, there are at least three smurfs, they are constantly pushing buttons and pulling levers. This is what makes your phone work. They eat spam all the time. Also, if angry, these smurfs can change appearances. Most of the time they will transform into lasagna, and unfortunatelythis means that they are more vulnerable than ever. This means that if you keep pushing the same buttons on your phone, it will eventually become filled up with cheese.

Are they like the people who live in the mailbox on the corner of the street and teleport my messages?

[Mandrill]

Some do that, yes, though that's a very dangerous job and only the tiniest of the tiniest smurf will be hired for this. But as Alf had already layed out for us, they've also expanded their line of work to high-tech business. F.e. they're in your and my computer right now, writing the letters from behind your screen on your screen while you're typing and are in your car as well, making 'vroomvroom' noises. Some are more useful then others but none are dangerous.

With exception ofcourse of the little smurfy bastards that rub your face with toothpaste while you're sleeping.....argh...

[Re-Yupanqui]

Those can be annoying, although I suppose you've heard that they only do that to people who were bad...? I just met one, he was on a break... smurfs drink good coffee

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

Do they drink their coffee with cream, sugar, both, or pure?

[Re-Yupanqui]

Don't be silly, they drink it with avacado.

[Mandrill]

Talking about avacado's, I like those cartoons where there's this raincloud that follows one character and rains on him the whole time. It amuses me. Any thoughts about this?

[Re-Yupanqui]

Is it the Winnie the Pooh cartoons? With Eeyore? Those are classics, really

[Eterne]

Smurfs are called Schlumpfen in Germany. That's two syllables

[Alfonia]

I don't think it needs to be said, but those clouds are obviously piloted by pink beavers from the planet mars. At least I think so.

[Re-Yupanqui]

Which clouds?

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

Those clouds surrounding the flying viking ships.

[Alfonia]

Exactly. AHA! Vikings! The Norwegians are behind all this! I should have known! As we all know, Norwegians can get very angry if properly poked with a stick.

[Re-Yupanqui]

That is true, especially if the aforementioned stick is on fire.

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

PILLAGELOOTDESTROYROWROWROWROWSACKENGLAND

I've been properly poked by a lit stick.