10000 Islands EBAY!

[Klington]

Ok, this thread is for people to make certain humorus objects and try to sell them, they cant be serious(for that would be sold on the RP forum), and they should have a funny descreption and if possible a funny picture. Heres an example from TNSA:

Have a problem with pesky guerilla soldiers, especially those lurking in the Jungle? Call TSNA, my ninja-monkys will smite those rebels before they traitors know they are dead

[Re-Yupanqui]

Classified Ads....


Lessuns in speling neaded, plese kall Your Typical Invader as sun as posible.

[Otupia]

HALF EMPTY BOX OF TISSUES!!!
for your everyday needs.

starting bid at $200.00

I know someone who tried to sell their soul on the real Ebay

[Ambivila]

Genuine BRONZED tacos...

Dutch auction, only 5,000 available.

Starting bid: $1.00

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

Hello, I am a high level secretary who works in the UN offices of the TSNA . Does my boss vote against your wishes? Well I can fix that, with a change in a message without the old EXPLETIVE ever knowing. Please leave the money behind Revolution Central Train Station in unmarked, non-sequential TSNA bucks.

[Greek People Nation (GPN)]

I have a T-Shirt that made it through Hurricane Frances.


Biding starts at $50.00 American Dollars

[Carinna]

HAH

I have a tshirt that made it through Hurricane Charley! It still has bits of insulation on it from when the roof caved in!

Bidding starts at $70!

[Lebmania]

I have a slice of pizza (peperoni inside) ! really good shape !(2 olives missing) !
Bidings start at $29.90 (PG13).

[Granbia]

I have a kleenex that was used by Lenin the day he died. It was put into the freezer and can still be made runny!

Bidding start at $199.99 USD

Shipping (FROZEN) - $29.99


Please allow 2-3 weeks after my next cold for delivery

[The Undaunted]

this isnt something i made up, its real. in case you havent been paying attention to news articles on the web, or dont watch the today show, a lady put her fathers ghost up for sale, for her son's sake, who was afraid of the ghost. she also included her fathers cane, so the buyer would get something tangible. it was bought by an online casino for a lot of money... just silly

[Hockeynutville]

A compiled list of official excuses used by DEN officials after losing. Totaling nearly 200 phrases. No real monetary value, about half a cent but it always brings back warm memories.

Starting bid: whatever you got in your pocket

[TheSensitiveNewAge]

Hi! Do you have a cynical, bitter person that is special to you and loves to hear a good free-flow rant? Then call Dictator Nicholas The Magnificant from TSNA. Through his experience from watching invaders lie, people beg for endorsements for their proposals, and from day to day experiences (In RL I just did 20 credits of school) he can summon sufficent paranoid anger to thrill anyone. The Sensitive will perform at bar mitzvahs, birthdays, weddings, baby showers, funerals, inaugrations, graduations, parades, office parties, religious services, and more!

[Newer Oxford]

Oooh, oooh, oooh! Where is the picture?!

[Echolilia]

1 used space shuttle. Minimum bid $28.8 million.

Space shuttle engines: free (for cost of transportation and handling). Some assembly required.

[Woonsocket]

Jul 18, 2010 12:11:56 GMT -5 Echolilia said:

1 used space shuttle. Minimum bid $28.8 million.

Space shuttle engines: free (for cost of transportation and handling). Some assembly required.

So it landed, anyway. What happened to the former ruler?

[Echolilia]

No, not my space shuttle. Real US Gov't space shuttles: abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=9574776

You will hear more about Repetitious Leader in the coming few days.

[Free Guns For All]

FOR SALE: ONE USED PARROT

He's already been trained to say words like BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP and will cheer you on if he sees two people going at it. Up for sale 'coz he tried to join in.

[Echolilia]

(the pecks still haven't healed)

[gregglemond]

Shoes that make you explode after 5 steps, starting bid is 15,000$

[Echolilia]

High quality bat quano, some assembly required (we ship you live bats and food)

[Free Guns For All]

FOR SALE!

George W. Bush's brain.

[Echolilia]

Dehydrated water, just add water.

[Free Guns For All]

Solar powered torch.

[Broncrano]

used toilet paper,still fresh,5 bucks

[Echolilia]

Elvis leaned on this sign post once; now it's yours for $5k

[Free Guns For All]

Paris Hilton MAY have sat in this chair. Starting bid $50000000

[Echolilia]

Dryer lint. $35 /eighth oz

[Biblical Importance]

For Sale: My exhaled breathe. Shipping is free.

[Echolilia]

Expectorant. Personal delivery guaranteed. 2 cents.

[Free Guns For All]

Jimi Hendrix's first air guitar.

Starting bid: whatever the stupid guy says.