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Post by Benevolent Thomas on Jan 4, 2014 14:30:56 GMT -5
I hid within the diaper and waited as the mother picked up the child from daycare. I knew that the mother was paid today so she would likely stop by the drive-through bank on the way home to deposit a check. I sat and waited until the bank teller noticed the child sitting in the back seat and nearly squealed in excitement when I hear "oh you've brought little Ducky with you today". I then heard the sound of the teller grabbing a lollipop and placing it in the tube. Once the tube made its way to the car, the mother took her deposit slip and ripped the wrapper off of the sucker. As she reached out to give the candy to the baby, I reached out from within the diaper and snatched the lolly for myself! I then jumped out of the diaper, out of the car and sprinted back to my flat to enjoy my prize.
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Post by Duckyian Empire on Jan 4, 2014 19:53:31 GMT -5
There was a baby with parents in the most kickass defending group in the history of NationStates. The mom had some Fun Dip, which the baby enjoys. This time, a hooded gangster ran up to the baby, knocked it out and took the Fun Dip.
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Post by Benevolent Thomas on Jan 4, 2014 20:23:07 GMT -5
I asked the child to give me a break. He pretended to not know what I meant and began babbling drool all over his hand that held the Kit Kat. I then broke its arm and took a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.
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I have an ultimate heist planned out to steal the mother load of all baby candy. I'm happy to split the loot equally amongst everyone who's in, as long as you can fulfil at least one of these roles:
Get away driver Pickpocket Lookout Bank Vault Cracker Forger (one to forge IDs and one to forge 12th Century European Paintings) Weight lifter who can carry over 200kg of candy Russian Translator Baby Language Translator Computer Hacker Elvis Impersonator Dirty Cop Airplane Pilot Submarine Captain Multi-millionaire financial backer One-legged man (Must have beard) Zoo keeper (with access to red panda exhibit)
Please, if you are a snitch or undercover cop, do not apply.
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BT will go down to the docks and drive the yellow submarine 2 miles due east. The keys are in the ignition.
Meanwhile, Ducky will 'acquire' a Suziki Swift (Has to be a red one of course) and drive it to the nearest McDonalds to order a Big Mac with no pickles.