Captions Contest I

[Anime Daisuki]

* Captions Contest I *

Greetings!

The GRO is proud to hold a captions contest in coordination with Sinn Fein's Ireland. A total of 6000 can be won!

Rules
The rules are simple. We'll post two pictures below and you will come up with witty comments for them. It could be a one-liner commentary, or could dialogue for the characters depicted in the picture (as in a comic). You could post them directly by replying to this thread, or edit the picture in photoshop to add speech bubbles and text.

Have it anyway you want. You can even change the picture. Draw on it, etc. Everything is allowed as long as its funny, and does not offend anybody.

Prizes and a small fee for a good cause
Entrants will be charged 100 per entry. All proceeds will go to the Taco Island Charities. You may post a maximum of 2 entries for each picture.

Winners will be picked by Sinn and myself. The most funny entry will win 3000 , the second most will win 2000 , and the third 1000 .

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Picture 1


Picture 2


WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

This idea was too good to use whilst i was abroad in Brussels so i asked Anime to hold off until i returned. The pictures look pretty cool, so i can't wait to see what we all come up with.

ENTER AT ONCE OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!

[Coyotemen]

On behalf of TIC, I appreciate this contest and it's proceeds.

Pic 1:

Arnold: Do I look like Jack Nicholsen in these sunglasses? That's the look I was going for.
Woman in the middle: I sure hope that the lump I'm feeling is from this soldier's gun...
Soldier: I wonder if the governator is going to go Terminator on these Iraqi's...

Pic 2:
Oh no! I can't hold it anymore! Master will not be happy when I ruin this otherwise cute picture by urinating on his keyboard!

[Coyotemen]

Entry 2

Pic 1:
2 guys in the background:
I'm so cool, look at me...maybe I'll be a model someday...or Arnold's bodyguard! Look sexy boys!

Pic 2:
Why is this computer not working? I can't see why these humans are so addicted to them...I think I'll defecate on it instead.

[Coyotemen]

**bump** I will cover entry fees for Taco Island Charities entries.

[Taco Island Charities]

Pic 1:
Arnold: How much longer do I have to keep smiling?
Woman (through gritted teeth): Until I punch you in the testicles.
Soldier: Man, I really need to urinate.

Pic 2:
(To the tune of the Spongebob Squarepants theme song)
Who pees on a laptop under the tree?
That dog without pants!
Who's brown and white, and glorious as he?
That dog without pants!
Who could live without me?
That dog without pants!
That dog without pants!
That dog without pants!

[Lockerican Corps]

Picture 1:
Guy on the right: Owwwww, my hand...alright, I'm sorry I said I had more chest hair than you do!


EDIT:...(lol what??)

Picture 2:
Dog: ahahaha! No more online orders of cheap dog food for YOU!

[Estayland]

Pic 1: Hasta la vista, Colonel!

Pic 2: Here's my recipe for a wet computer.

1. Get a computer.
2. Let your un-house trained dog drink lots of water.
3. Place dog on computer.
4. Let sit for 5 to 10 minutes.

[Twobagger]

(Can't think of an entry, but the article deserves a...)
*bump*

[Bad Infinitum]

Picture 1 (entry 1):
Damnit! I had my whole platoon convinced I was the real Robocop...

Picture 1 (entry 2):
The "MP" stands for "Mustache Police". Oh, and here's Arnold.

Picture 2:
Quit playing World of Warcraft and feed me!

[Lockerican Corps]

**BUMP**

[Girlsandboys]

number one ' A. Shwarznegger thanks US Military spenders for his new breast implants.'
number two " I wanted to be named ALPHA! not Beta! So much for your power place dude!"

[Twobagger]

Bump: thought that this thread merited a sticky while the contest was running. If I am out of line, please PM me.

[Schattental]

(Pic 1)

Implants for the war effort

(Pic 2)

Get a friggin VAIO

[Italia Romanae]

Pic 1

Arnold shows off his new chest in the sun while getting some press in for the reelection

Pic 2

This guy has no idea that he should have backed up his laptop with all his important games and porn

To be honest I had nothing for pic 1 so I just made something up cause I liked my idea for pic 2.

[Anime Daisuki]

Everyone is doing great so far! Keep the entries coming!!

Oh and Sinn, please do not deduct any tacos from new nations with less than 1000 tacos, I think its only fair that they should be given a free run at this

-AD

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

Yessir

EDIT:

My entry for :-x100...

Picture 1:
Man in the far left: "Wearing sunglasses indoors? Pillock!"
Arnie: "Allahu akbar! Anaa saäiid jiddan bimuqaabalatak..."
Soldier shaking hand: "Wha..?"

Picture 2:
Tagline: "This year's winner of the Tate Britain turner prize of modern installation art: A small dog pissing on a keyboard. After all, isn't that what modern art is all about?"

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

BUMP

[Lockerican Corps]

re-bump

[Twobagger]

ka-bump

[Anime Daisuki]

Alright, I'm officially closing the contest for entries. Sinn and me will discuss and announce the result in a few days.

Thanks.

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

This is it! The big moment you've all been waiting for...ahem Anime and myself looked long and hard at all the entries, and decided, after disqualifying my own -for being a judge- that the calibre of the remaining 9 entries was certainly high. Choosing between them wasn't always easy. But without much further ado, i give you the results:

In reverse order,

3rd place.) Gambi! Congratulations, :-x1,000 will be winging it's way towards you soon...
2nd Place.) Estayland! Congratulations to our old delegate, those :-x2,000 will surely make you comfortable in your post-delegate years.
and in 1st place.) Ad Infinitum! :-x3,000 will be flying into your personal account soon enough... A great entry to be sure.

That's all from the Captions Contest I. We hope to be offering another competition soon enough.
All the very best from your super Judging Team,
Anime & Sinn.

[Bad Infinitum]

I'm goin' to Disneyland!

[Enigmatic]

Congrats to the winners!

[Girlsandboys]

Woots- thanks!

[Echolilia]

"Where is the 'any' key?"