Post by Hockeynutville on Jun 12, 2007 0:54:46 GMT -5
....Now seriously, how they hell do you expect me to corrupt that??? I mind as well pretend to be malicious as I tell you you'll just have to suffer with fending off the ladies with a poll and living until you're 105.
I wish Bah were here so we could wish things for Estay again. ;D
Post by Hockeynutville on Jun 12, 2007 1:14:40 GMT -5
Well, oddly enough you master the feat and perform it all around the world, inspiring millions of dumbass kids to try to re-enact your toenail cutting marksmanship....unfortunately....and eventually you end up with thousands of lawsuits from angry mothers with nothing better to do than look for an easy way to make money...
I wish I could do that cool thing like the T-1000 where I can turn my body into liquid and walk through bars and crazy shat like that...
Having never known what T-1000 is, I misunderstand your wish, so instead of being able to "turn my body into liquid and walk through bars and crazy shat like that," you find yourself having shat bars of liquid.
Post by Hockeynutville on Jun 12, 2007 1:32:28 GMT -5
^ Hey now, keep me out of your fantasies...
Ok, we spend years....and years....and years, trying every scientific and spiritual method possible to make you smarter. However the only new conclusion you are able to draw that you are just as dumb as the rest of us....
You get the car. However, in your trip back in time and space to Soviet Russia, you get in a wreck, are ejected through the windshield with the car still moving, and find that, in true Soviet form, Toyota Supra has you!
Post by Sinn Féin's Ireland on Jun 18, 2007 8:28:47 GMT -5
They do, but then ask you in all seriousness, "Why the bloody hell do you want to come to England?! The weather is pants, the people are often racist, and there's nothing exciting here" *You ask for a flight transfer to Ireland instead*
I wish i was revising my politics unit 4 and 5 now for my exam...
Former Regional Reserve Chairman,
Other Roles:, Former Delegate, Knight of TITO, Official 'Spam King' 2005, 2006, The 'Master of Vocabulary' 2007, Around the Islands editor.
Post by Hockeynutville on Jun 20, 2007 1:12:55 GMT -5
Well Estay, you seemingly have an endless amount of money in your pants pockets. However, one day upon walking down the street with your hands in your pockets, a woman mistakes your reaching around for endless amounts of change for another activity which lands you in jail for indecent behavior in public.