State of Taco Island Jail

[Twobagger]

By popular demand, here is your poll.
Please state what you think should be done about the Taco Island Jail... some of you were whining earlier about being unfairly punished, and I wouldn't want you to have a good reason to whine.

So, here you go. Post here please.

EDIT: A vote without a corresponding post here is frowned upon )=

[People Saying Ni]

Hmm interesting poll.
I'll vote 4 sure.

[repaxan]

Comedy.

[Twobagger]

Voted for inmate bashing.

[Togodjibuti]

where's the option to completely scrap the jail?

[Twobagger]

I didn't see that one either. Curious.

[Bletheropolis: the cat sleeps]

INMATE BASHING!

also... I'd like to apply for assistant warden of the Taco Island Jail, pls.

as assistant warden, I will ensure that the inmates stay in jail
and that they are adequately fed.

anything other than that is my own initiative. *wicked grin*

[People Saying Ni]

I am the interim warden BASH THE INMATES!

[Isles of Nixon]

While I understand the need and delight of more inmate bashing, it is wrong to have someone act as complete judge and jury without just cause for islanders. I understand it's all in the name of fun, but appeals should be warranted as well as a judicial system in the XKI. Heck, we can even start calling nations in for jury duty! As I have stated to the Mayor of Taco Island, the least that can be done is the establishment of lower courts with elected judges to carry out sentences and verdicts. This is the natural next step of progression this region has to take.

[Petalumadom]

The inmates need some sense knocked into them...

[Bletheropolis: the cat sleeps]

well that would work if only the interim warden would learn how to properly knock sense into the inmates.

all the warden does is say "booyah!" and crack the whip. Ni needs target practice with that whip.
or Ni could get an asst. warden who KNOWs how to really open a can of whup-ass (and some cans of expired peas) on the inmates.

[People Saying Ni]

!!You actually want me to hit you?!! okay Booyah!!*whips bletheropolis not just snaps the whip**Crack**whip*WHIP again*

[repaxan]

Seriously, learn to post on other threads, ok?

[Three Prongs]

Beat the inmates more

[Bletheropolis: the cat sleeps]

sure will!

The Taco Island Jail is pleased to invite you to participate in the Bashing as an Inmate.
Your co-operation in this matter will make things easier on you, as you would not therefore have to be brutally dragged from here to jail by the nose. People have lost swathes of skin in the process of being dragged.

- Assistant Warden
Taco Island Jail

[Echolilia]

The voters have spoken.

[Shelter from the Storm]

What did they say?

[Echolilia]

State of confusion.

[La Vida De Sangre]

Hi Twobagger.

[Bob101010]

I'll vote

[Tanzoria]

SPAM

[Twobagger]

May 26, 2011 8:17:35 GMT -5 La Vida De Sangre said:

Hi Twobagger.

Hey there.

This thread makes me nostalgic for the days when we had regular, institutionalized prison brutality... no need for freelancers murdering everyone when we had systematic government-sponsored violence.

[Tanzoria]

We have the mental institute where me and Ketab abuse the patients.

[Echolilia]

Free the prisoners