Office comebakcs

[The Candy Lane]

If u got anymore feel free to add, otherwise just read and enjoy

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Creative Comeback Lines for the Office
1. Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into your blighted and simplistic world-view.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
4. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
5. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.
6. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?!?
7. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
8. I'll give you a nice, shiny quarter if you'll go away.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13. How about never? Is never good for you?
14. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
15. You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication.
16. You're just jealous because the little voices talk to ME.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

Vol 617 - Aug. 19, 2007 - Creative Come Back Lines For the Officeý
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[MinnaCaroline]

LOL! I love them all but if I had to pick a favorite I'd chose #18 ;D

18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

[bichons]

One day, the future will be a thing of the past.

[SovietPrussia]

I'm only posting because I control page one AND two

MUHUHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[Twobagger]

Right, that's now illegal because it's more than lost its novelty (after I did it for months, then Petalumadom, and then Repaxan showed up and started doing it, with people joining in intermittently).

No jail for you now, but be advised that it's illegal.

Also, to add to the thread, my favorite comeback has to be: "BOOYAH!" *whip*

[Fleeb]

To whining underlings: So many minions, so little time to torture them.

[MinnaCaroline]

^ Oh that needs to be the Mantra of the Wardens in Taco Island Jail!

[Fleeb]

There is no copyright, feel free!

[SovietPrussia]

some of these are really good

[Isles of Nixon]

Nah the best office comeback has to be from George on Seinfeld.

"Oh yea? Well the jerk store called and they're all out of you!"

Classic.

[SovietPrussia]

twobagger said:

Right, that's now illegal because it's more than lost its novelty (after I did it for months, then Petalumadom, and then Repaxan showed up and started doing it, with people joining in intermittently).

No jail for you now, but be advised that it's illegal.

Also, to add to the thread, my favorite comeback has to be: "BOOYAH!" *whip*

well I am in jail now.

[Echolilia]

Fave: 9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

[La Vida De Sangre]

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

[Aersoldorf]

6. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?!?


Was The Candy Lane a prophet fortelling my life?

[La Vida De Sangre]

Yes.

[Aersoldorf]

That explains a lot actually

[Boltor]

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

[Aersoldorf]

Does the low pressure system between your ears make your eardrums pop?

[Echolilia]

I am *not* a rockstar, I am *not* irreplaceable, and I'm working on the butthole part.