ESTAY CITY - At 12:01 this morning, The Holy Federated Republic of Estayland celebrated its 2 Billionth birth. The beautiful baby boy and his parents will receive a year's supply of diapers and baby food, provided by EstayCorp, the largest corporation in the nation. Chancellor Landon Estay remarked, "This marks a tremedous milestone in our nation's history. Tonight, at 8 p. m., leaders of our foreign allies are invited to a party in Estay City to celebrate with us. May God continue to bless our humble nation." In addition to the official government celebration, the Chancellor announced a "Sales Tax Holiday" for tomorrow for Estayland's citizens to purchase groceries, household and school supplies, and other non-durable goods.
Though Never Lovable He is the Most Likable of the 10000 Islands X 5 X 200+
Post by TheSensitiveNewAge on Jul 1, 2005 20:21:14 GMT -5
*rallies insane amount of transport ships, planes and helicopters
Yay Estay!
Time to stock up on booze for my 6 billioneth party!
-The Sensitive New Age Dictator Nicholas the Magnificant, the Most Benevolently Evil, the Great Tamer of the Ninja-Monkeys and He Who Thinks of Really Smashing Titles
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For my service strengthening ties between Canada and the 10000 Islands.
Post by Greek People Nation (GPN) on Jul 1, 2005 20:22:16 GMT -5
Wohoo Estayland... Welcome to the 2 billion Club
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